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Sachi ([personal profile] tensecondrule) wrote in [community profile] streakofsunlight2015-05-28 01:59 am

A freak accident waiting to happen.

[Sachi never really expected a lot of the things that she experienced leading up to now.

From being returned to life as an NPC within the world of New Aincrad and ALfheim by proxy, to being returned to the world proper from inside a camera that was her former guildmate's doing, to being thrust into one of the capers that he'd gotten tangled with, she felt a strange mixture of being blessed that she could continue on, albeit in an awkward shell of sorts, and being confused that she's still even alive. Not that it kept her from being happy to be back -- especially since she could meet the many people that pushed him to become what he is today.

Nothing could really describe her confusion at what was going on now, though--the fact that she was helping him find, of all things, a stash of... 'unmentionables', so to speak. This was awkward; why was she the only one that could help him with something like this? Isn't it a bit much to ask her of something like that in the first place!? DX ...Though then again, now that she reflects on it, it's not like Kirito has any better choices right now...

...well, best to pull it together for him. She can't let him down...though that might be harder to avoid than she's expecting it to be...

Sachi's lens widen and narrow in bewilderment as she stares into the darkness under Kirito's bed...]


Er...Kirito? Are you sure this is where you left it?
swordsmithing: (Take responsibility damn you!)

[personal profile] swordsmithing 2015-05-29 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
No! No, I do not have a secret love of porn or hentai manga! That would be wrong!

[ Liz, you sound a little TOO quick to fire back at your accuser there...

Either way, though, she looks seriously as Sinon as she crosses her arms, making a 'tch'ing sound with her teeth as she raises a finger, looking ready to teach Sinon a thing right this moment. ]


It's not a secret love as it is more research! As you already know, Kirito-kun is a mysterious person, wrapped in an enigma, and continually clothed in riddles! To know him deeply is as esteemed a journey as the many Grand Quests we've been on in ALfheim Online!

[ Liz huffs loudly, putting her hands on her hips as she looks at Sinon dead in the eye, a serious expression on her face. ]

I'm offering you an opportunity! To help you understand what Kirito-kun likes in a girl, understand? How else will you get him to notice you otherwise?
swordsmithing: (Dohohohohoho~)

[personal profile] swordsmithing 2015-05-29 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Liz makes a 'tut-tut' noise with her mouth again as she nods, looking at Sinon again with a serious expression on her face as she explains. ]

Well, of course! We already know that much. But you can't honestly tell me that you haven't wondered just what he likes, can you?

[ And then she points dramatically at Sinon, as if to make her point. ]

'But Liz, Kirito-kun already has Asuna for all of that!'

[ . . . did you just seriously imitate Sinon's voice right then and there, Liz? Really? ]

I already know that you're thinking that! But you never know, you could still have a shot! What if he likes things like nekomimi, or glasses-wearing girls? You could have an advantage over her and you might not even know it--!

So come on! Are you going to tell me you wouldn't want to know anyway?

[ . . . this is the problem when one of your main supporters of your relationship with Asuna also has a crush on you. Ridiculous shenanigans like this. ]
Edited 2015-05-29 08:48 (UTC)
swordsmithing: (*glaaaaaare*)

[personal profile] swordsmithing 2015-05-29 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
See? So don't worry! We'll just take a quick peek and then it'll be like Kirito-kun never knew we were here!

[ Too bad Liz doesn't know about the young woman turned NPC spying on them from her camera, though...

Either way, Liz is already making a beeline for... his computer desk? She studies it for a few moments, before sitting down in front of the desk, cross-legged, and reaching for a certain drawer. ]


Right, if I remember, it was... aha! This drawer!

[ As Sachi'll soon notice, Liz tugs on said drawer - one that Kirito himself had broken a while ago in an unfortunate accident and never got fixed - and it moves, sliding across the rail. Liz slowly tugs on it a little more, scooting back as the drawer in question pops out of the desk and slides to the floor with a slight thud.

. . . oh, so there's where all those offending magazines are. But why-- ]


Honestly, Kirito-kun... you're too predictable, hiding them under the bed. If I wasn't concerned with keeping this secret, I'd have you thank me for finding you a better hiding spot for these things...

[ . . . well, THAT explains a lot. :| !!! ]
Edited (What are redundancies. Also things with FNaF shenanigan references. 8U) 2015-05-29 10:04 (UTC)
swordsmithing: (You won't see the tears I cry...)

[personal profile] swordsmithing 2015-05-29 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ At that question, Liz immediately freezes up, closing her eyes and sighing to calm herself; Sinon will notice that her hands are quivering slightly and that her eyes have shrunk a little as she quietly explains her reasoning. ]

I was... actually here when the drawer was busted in the first place...

[ She unconsciously rubbed her knees - the ones she banged against this very computer table when that whole mess with Freddy Fazbear and his loving band of spooks - as she gestured vaguely in the direction of the now drawer-less space. ]

Things... things involving certain animatronics that will not be named happened that left all of us scarred and this poor table taking the worst of it... actually, I think there's still a couple splinters from that mess in the space... as well as some salt from when we tried to exorcise the computer...

[ Shuddering again as she reaches in and grabs the magazines, she lays them out on the floor next to Sinon as she just sighs. ]

Yeah, just... all of the mental scarring happened...

Either way, the important thing is that I was here when the drawer was broken and when I found these a while back, I figured I'd hide them here because I doubt Kirito-kun would want to deal with the reminder of that whole mess.
swordsmithing: (*SCREAMS*)

[personal profile] swordsmithing 2015-05-29 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
BECAUSE WHOEVER THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO COME UP WITH THEM OBVIOUSLY LIKES PAIN AND SUFFERING.

[ Christ, Liz, no need to yell. No one is ever ready for Freddy, obviously. Especially if they have to bring the damn thing to life and get bitten as a result... Liz is still not over that entire mess, in case it wasn't particularly, painfully obvious... ]

Either way, no one is ever ready for him. And I doubt anyone will ever be ready, so I'm just going to forget that I just recalled that entire mess in the first place!

[ Liz sighs, but then freezes at the noise... and then whirls hysterically towards what she thinks the source of the sound is - the air vent next to the shelf where Sachi's and Yui's cameras are - and again yelling loudly because of that train of thought they were just on. ]

I JUST SAID I WAS GOING TO FORGET RECALLING THAT, DAMMIT!

Get out of here, Freddy! No one likes you--! I swear to God, if you're still here trying to scare us I'll... I'll throw salt at you!

[ . . . yeah, please don't waste any more salt, Liz; especially since that isn't Freddy who you're talking to... ]
Edited 2015-05-29 10:54 (UTC)
swordsmithing: (Dohohohohoho~)

[personal profile] swordsmithing 2015-05-31 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ No one is ever prepared for Liz when she gets loud, it's true. Not even Liz herself is prepared. Sighing and putting a hand on her forehead, she pauses for a moment to collect her thoughts before she speaks up again. ]

Easy for you to say, we're the ones responsible for that whole mess in the first place!

[ And then she recalls about how air vents were utilized in later installments of Freddy's, and then just shivers. Yeah. YEAH. Liz just shoots one last dirty glare at the air vents before she sighs, turning around and sitting down on the floor, using one of the couch pillows as a cushion as she nodded. ]

Well, believe it! There's a lot of stuff to look through... seriously, he's got quite the collection!

[ Looking through the magazines, she then grins as she pulls out a certain one... ]

. . . and look what I told you! Nekomimi AND glasses... lucky day for you, isn't it, Sinonon?
swordsmithing: (You're an idiot.)

[personal profile] swordsmithing 2015-05-31 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
There's a lot of things Kirito-kun's into, it's true. And it would explain a lot, as well. Seriously, check this out...!

[ Liz stops for a moment as she reaches into her bag and... wait, is that another magazine she just pulled out?! ]

Yeah, I know this looks bad, but I mean it when I say it's not mine, it's Kirito-kun's! I just... took it for my own personal reasons...

[ "Personal reasons" meaning that she actually borrowed it for ideas regarding the outfits that the girls in this one were wearing - in this case, maid outfits... ]

I only mentioned this offhand once to tease Asuna and Kirito-kun, but to found out that he was into maid outfits, as well? French maid outfits, at that! Honestly, you'd think he was so quiet and aloof and kinda frustrating otherwise if you didn't know what was going on in his mind...

. . . though it did give me an idea for a costume to give to Asuna should she and Kirito-kun ever decide to, well. You know.

[ . . . Liz. Liz, seriously, why are you even allowed to do what you do, for real. :| !!!! ]
swordsmithing: (Go on. Tell me more...)

[personal profile] swordsmithing 2015-05-31 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm just helping where I can! I mean, come on. Can't blame a girl for trying!

[ Both Kirito and Asuna have the patience of a saint when it comes to Liz, let's be honest here. And considering the kinds of antics and shenanigans that Liz can get into by herself, much less with the others...

Though now that Liz is on that subject, she's looking at Sinon herself now with an all-too-serious glance as she puts a finger to her chin in thought. ]


. . . you know, you'd look really cute in a French maid outfit, now that I think of it! You've got the slender figure and the cute face for it, so why not?
hecateii: (--Eh? "Male"!?)

[personal profile] hecateii 2015-06-03 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
You're kidding, right? Haven't you done enough by shoving us into those cosplays last year?

[Reflexively, she steps back. She's been through enough incidents with Liz in the past year that she's gotten just as wary of the leprechaun as her friends.

And might she add, she has EVERY reason to be wary... :|!!!!!!]
swordsmithing: (Go on. Tell me more...)

[personal profile] swordsmithing 2015-06-03 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'm being absolutely serious here.

[ Liz looks at her fellow gamer and archer with a nod in emphasis as she crossed her arms, staring at Sinon with a severe glare in her eyes as she studied Sinon again - if not for that mischievous little twinkle in her eyes at that moment, one would think she'd done a complete 180 in her mood as she approached Sinon. ]

You've got both the looks and the figure for it! I mean it, you're definitely adorable enough to pull off the meido look, especially if you took advantage of it! Seriously, you could seduce Kirito-kun away from Asuna if you wanted to!

Though, of course, I absolutely know you wouldn't - as you've told me many times before - but I'm just throwing that out there...

[ . . . Liz, was that really necessary.

Either way, she pauses, putting a finger to her chin and closing her eyes as she 'hmm'ed in thought, adding the rest as an afterthought. ]


And besides, that was last year! It's a new year now... new events, new situations for us to get involved in... and that means we need to be prepared! So clearly new costumes need to be a thing, as well! So no, I think I could afford to do more for just in case!

. . . even though I really hope we don't have to worry about getting dragged into more crazy situations, but considering fate has it out for us... anyway, I know what I'm doing! So stop staring at me like I've lost my mind and calm down for a moment while I check on something!

[ With that, Liz moves forward with one fluid motion as she grabs Sinon by the hand and pulls her close, before letting her hands wander and grope the poor unsuspecting archer. Well, this isn't awful at all... ]

Ah... Sinonon, did your chest get a little bigger over the last year? It feels like it...!

[ And while this is going on, they're probably wrapped up enough in Liz's sekuhara that neither of them will hear the front door opening and closing during that very moment... ]
Edited 2015-06-03 08:01 (UTC)
hecateii: (--Eh? "Male"!?)

[personal profile] hecateii 2015-06-03 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Before she could even protest to any of that -- and to be really frank, between the idea of flirting and taking Kirito away from Asuna and the fact that she's preparing with costumes, of all things, there was a lot for her to protest to -- Sinon, of course, gets grabbed. And sure enough, she's flailing and squeaking in embarrassment.

LIZ, WHY.]


S--Stop that! Haven't you harassed me enough for a decade!? [Yup, that's going to handily distract them, as well...



Unfortunately, it's only going to bring Sachi one step closer to complete and utter horror, and it comes down to whatever willpower she can muster to keep herself from just shrieking at Liz for her antics. She didn't seem that bad on the surface, but now that she's witnessed her doing something this indecent to one of their friends? Well...

EVERYTHING SHE KNEW WAS A LIE. It's the only way to describe what's going on here... DDDDDDDX

Yui, still as boggled as ever, directs what she says next to Sachi...]

Um, Sachi-san? What is Liz-san doing to Sinon-san...?

[Keeping her voice as low as possible while being a little shrill about it, Sachi immediately responds, lens nearly clamping shut.]

You don't want to know...! Ever...!

[...welp. That'll get Yui to fret over her friend...]

S--Sachi-san? Y--You're okay, right...!?
swordsmithing: (*SCREAMS*)

[personal profile] swordsmithing 2015-06-03 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, HEY! I don't harass you that much! Plus, this hardly counts as harassment, I'm just checking to make sure that your French maid costume will fit when I make it later!

[ LIZ. PLZ. /)__(\

Thankfully, Sinon's sexual harassment is cut short by the sound of something heavy hitting the floor outside of Kirito's room - and Liz freezes up noticeably as she looks at the other girl with a look of complete accord as she stared at the door, her hands still firmly on Sinon's breasts. ]


C-crap... please don't tell me that's who I think it--

Onii-chan--! I'm home! I got out early from kendo practice this morning, so I figured maybe we could get in a few hours of gaming in ALO? But you really could've told me you brought--



Eh?! Liz-san, Sinon-san... I didn't know either of you would visit today...


[ As the voice outside approached with each word, the bedroom door flies open during the latter part of this speech, revealing the speaker as Kirito's younger cousin and adoptive sister, Suguha Kirigaya. She stopped short when she spotted both Liz and Sinon, talking again in a more moderate tone once she'd fully set aside her equipment. ]

It's always good to see you two! You're both always welcome here, of course... but you could've said something if you were planning to drop by. There's a store that opened up nearby that has some really great cakes, and...

[ . . . hey, wait, are those...

Suguha blinks for several moments as she finally took in the state of disarray Kirito's room was in, along with all the different porn magazines scattered about as well as the fact that Liz had been apparently groping away at poor Sinon with wild abandon before her arrival - and looked completely nonplussed as she realized just what was going on. ]




... uh. Am I interrupting something...?
Edited 2015-06-03 12:16 (UTC)
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[personal profile] fairydancing 2015-06-21 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
S-Sinonon-san--!

[ Before Liz can even attempt speaking, Suguha's already at Sinon's side, prying Liz's fingers off of the poor girl's chest and giving her a particularly impressive death glare as she just helps the poor sniper away from this sekuhara monster. Seriously, why do they all know Liz again...? Who even gave her the right to do these kinds of things to them, even?

( Current "ruined for marriage" counter: 1 for Sinon ) ]


Geez, Liz-san... what's wrong with you? Isn't it bad enough that you did this to me and Asuna-san once before? Sinonon-san doesn't need to be exposed to that!



Hey, HEY! For the record, she came along willingly! And I was only just checking her out since it looked like she'd grown a bit in the lasy year or so...

[ . . . poor Sachi. If her impressions of Liz weren't already ruined before...

Either way, Suguha just looks at her with the most unimpressed of glares as she put her hand to her forehead in a mix of frustration and exasperation, as she's not QUITE sure what to make of this whole mess - understandable, considering it's Liz who probably put the poor sniper up to it.

Then she takes a closer look at the magazines that both girls were looking at, and... she just makes a face at the both of them - while saying something that she probably shouldn't have said because, in hindsight? It's going to end up incriminating HER, as well... ]




Geez... checking her out for what? This?

Why do you two even have part of onii-chan's collection out, anyway!? That's not something anyone should be looking at!

[ . . . uh, Suguha? Why do you know what this is, and what do you mean, 'part'... ? ]
fairydancing: (Ah... onii-chan...)

[personal profile] fairydancing 2015-07-04 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
. . . ah. Well... er...

You see...

[ . . . crap, she'd totally just blurted that out without thinking, didn't she? Suguha glances between Sinon and Liz with a nonplussed expression on her face as she spoke up again... ]

T-there's a good reason for this!



Suguha-chaaaaaaaaan~

[ Suddenly, she felt a chill down her back as the poor girl let out a soft squeak of panic as Liz slowly approached her with a wicked grin on her face, her hands reaching for empty air as she realized just what the leprechaun was planning.

Even though she had time to react according and attempt an escape, it was already too late as Liz jumped after her and grabbed her, groping her breasts in earnest - Suguha yelped loudly, squeaking and flailing as Liz continued to leer at her. ]




L-Liz-san, stop! Is this even necessary at all?!



Hey, you can make this stop at any time you want! Just answer our sniper friend's question, yeah?

[ Suddenly Suguha lets out a panicked yelp as she feels Liz's hand on her butt - and reacts accordingly as she slaps Liz's hands away and hides behind Sinon. Seriously, Sinonon, you're saner than she is. Do something about this sekuhara leprechaun already! ]



S-so what if there's more?! Geez, Liz-san--! This is exactly why I didn't want you coming in here in the first place!

. . . they're in my room, if you have to know.

[ ...

( Current "ruined for marriage" counter: 1 for Sinon, 1 for Suguha )

Considering that Kirito himself had dismissed the idea when they were looking around for it earlier, suddenly Sachi might find herself getting a little sick... why, Suguha. Why. /)__(\ !!! ]
Edited (Added in the "ruined for marriage" counter.) 2015-07-04 04:51 (UTC)

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