streakofsunlight | A freak accident waiting to happen.

[Sachi never really expected a lot of the things that she experienced leading up to now.

From being returned to life as an NPC within the world of New Aincrad and ALfheim by proxy, to being returned to the world proper from inside a camera that was her former guildmate's doing, to being thrust into one of the capers that he'd gotten tangled with, she felt a strange mixture of being blessed that she could continue on, albeit in an awkward shell of sorts, and being confused that she's still even alive. Not that it kept her from being happy to be back -- especially since she could meet the many people that pushed him to become what he is today.

Nothing could really describe her confusion at what was going on now, though--the fact that she was helping him find, of all things, a stash of... 'unmentionables', so to speak. This was awkward; why was she the only one that could help him with something like this? Isn't it a bit much to ask her of something like that in the first place!? DX ...Though then again, now that she reflects on it, it's not like Kirito has any better choices right now...

...well, best to pull it together for him. She can't let him down...though that might be harder to avoid than she's expecting it to be...

Sachi's lens widen and narrow in bewilderment as she stares into the darkness under Kirito's bed...]

Er...Kirito? Are you sure this is where you left it?

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Yeah, I'm sure... there's no other place I'd trust myself to hide it...

[ Meanwhile, Kirito himself is questioning if this really was the best idea he'd had, having Sachi help him look for his missing stash... granted, he knew that he had a penchant for questionable ideas, as his friends would continually remind him, but this was just the topper to an already awkward chain of events from before.

Between having his little secret stash of 'unmentionables' being revealed to everyone under awkward circumstances and Yui herself asking what porn was as a result, Kirito'd made up his mind to get rid of the offending items as soon as possible. However, asking the other girls for help was definitely out of the question, considering how they reacted; plus, with Asuna being particularly aggravated at Yuri asking that question he couldn't very well ask her to help him find the lost items.

Hence why he could really only ask Sachi for her help because she was really the only one he could ask, as awkward of a request as it was. So here they were, searching under his bed, where he usually kept everything.

Which is why the distinct lack of offending magazines under the bed only made things worse. Sighing, he peers under the bed, grabbing Sachi's camera and making a face into the darkness. ]

Augh... did someone move them or something? If they tossed them out already that's great, but...

Who'd even be going through my room looking for that in the first place!?

[ He can think of a few people, sure, but no one he knew... at least, he didn't think it'd be anyone he knew... ]

[LORD HELP HER EVERYONE IS PERVERTS]

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