tensecondrule: (Secondhand embarrassment.)
Sachi ([personal profile] tensecondrule) wrote in [community profile] streakofsunlight2015-05-28 01:59 am

A freak accident waiting to happen.

[Sachi never really expected a lot of the things that she experienced leading up to now.

From being returned to life as an NPC within the world of New Aincrad and ALfheim by proxy, to being returned to the world proper from inside a camera that was her former guildmate's doing, to being thrust into one of the capers that he'd gotten tangled with, she felt a strange mixture of being blessed that she could continue on, albeit in an awkward shell of sorts, and being confused that she's still even alive. Not that it kept her from being happy to be back -- especially since she could meet the many people that pushed him to become what he is today.

Nothing could really describe her confusion at what was going on now, though--the fact that she was helping him find, of all things, a stash of... 'unmentionables', so to speak. This was awkward; why was she the only one that could help him with something like this? Isn't it a bit much to ask her of something like that in the first place!? DX ...Though then again, now that she reflects on it, it's not like Kirito has any better choices right now...

...well, best to pull it together for him. She can't let him down...though that might be harder to avoid than she's expecting it to be...

Sachi's lens widen and narrow in bewilderment as she stares into the darkness under Kirito's bed...]


Er...Kirito? Are you sure this is where you left it?
ofthedualblades: (3edgy5me)

[personal profile] ofthedualblades 2015-05-28 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
. . . remind me to run them through with a Sword Skill if I ever find out who it is, Sachi...

[ NOPE. NOPE. N O P E .

He's going where no man has gone before. And he doesn't like it one bit. This is even worse than all the times he either walked in on or saw his fellow gamer girls in varying states of undress... and that's saying a lot...

Eventually, they finish searching the room, with no results, but there's a very obvious traumatized look on his face as he shuts the door behind him as he starts heading back to his own room. ]


Never again... let us never speak of this again...
ofthedualblades: (3edgy5me)

[personal profile] ofthedualblades 2015-05-28 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Yeah... that was worse than anything I'd ever had to deal with...

[ Kirito may be exaggerating, but that's basically how he feels after searching his aunt's room for those... those things...

He frowns, passing by Suguha's room on his way back - and shakes his head. Yeah, no, if someone had hidden them there, of all places, he'd definitely hear of it. As well as feel it, too, if her way with the shinai was any indication...

Eventually he settles on flopping onto his bed, sighing loudly and scratching his head in aggravation as he groans. ]


Where could they have gone? I doubt it's anywhere else in the house, otherwise I'd definitely have heard of it by now...
ofthedualblades: (Lost in worlds I was never meant to be i)

[personal profile] ofthedualblades 2015-05-28 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
. . . I guess there's markets for this sort of thing if you look deep enough on the Internet...

[ Kirito makes a face, though. Who'd even want those magazines aside from fellow perverted schoolmates and other people? ]

And if it's outside, that'd be even worse... unless someone thought it was trash and left them outside... then that's one less thing to worry about...

... aaaaah, what a mess. I should've tossed those out as soon as it was mentioned...
ofthedualblades: (A gentle smile.)

[personal profile] ofthedualblades 2015-05-28 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ His fucking face when he finds out that Liz had something to do with this, omigod...

That said, though, Kirito nods, sighing as he glances over at the camera and gives Sachi a lopsided smile. ]


Yeah... sorry about dragging you into this, Sachi. You're really the only one I can ask to help me with this...
ofthedualblades: (A gentle smile.)

[personal profile] ofthedualblades 2015-05-28 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... yeah. Asuna would kill me many times over in ALO if I even thought of approaching her about this...

[ To say nothing of how the others would react... :| !!!

Either way, Kirito eventually sits up, shrugging it off as he pulls himself upright and takes her camera in his hands. ]


Thank you, though. I really do appreciate it, Sachi.
ofthedualblades: (*huffhuffs*)

[personal profile] ofthedualblades 2015-05-28 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah...

[ Oh, there was something he wanted to get at the library, now that he thinks of it... especially with how his phone blew up when he woke up this morning... ]

I think one of the mechatronics reference books I requested's in at the library, actually. Should probably pick that up before it closes...

[ Kirito sighs, placing Sachi's camera back on his shelf, before pausing. ]

I should be back soon, all right? Keep an eye on the room for me - we can search for... that... again, when I get back.
ofthedualblades: (A gentle smile.)

[personal profile] ofthedualblades 2015-05-29 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, there's not really a lot on the shelf she's on aside from Yui's own camera...

Either way, Kirito smiles, waving at the camera with a lopsided smile and a nod before he heads out. ]


Thanks... I'll see you soon, Sachi.

[ With that he closes the door behind him to leave, though she will be able to hear some muffled wondering from Kirito regarding who'd even want something like that from his room...

Once he leaves the house entirely, the whole room is quiet, save for the quiet hum of his computer, currently in sleep mode. It looks like he could be gone a while... ]
swordsmithing: (Take responsibility damn you!)

[personal profile] swordsmithing 2015-05-29 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Before Sachi can drift too much farther into sleep, she'll hear the sounds of the door opening and closing - it appears Kirito might have come home early? But isn't the library a fair distance away from the house...? This seems suspect...

If that wasn't enough, she'd also be able to pick up what definitely sounds like someone whispering to another person; apparently whomever just came home brought a guest. Either way, the next several minutes are nothing but the sounds of footsteps wandering around downstairs, almost as if they were casing the house... the footsteps soon continue into the upstairs area and outside the room, though tellingly, they don't actually go straight into Kirito's room - rather, it sounds more like they're wandering around upstairs again...

Definitely suspicious.

Eventually, the door opens up; slowly at first, and then in a wide arc as... someone who is definitely NOT Kirito enters the room, a particularly large grin on their face as they look around and walk right in. ]


It's okay! The coast is clear... good for us, it doesn't look like Kirito-kun's gonna be home anytime soon.

[ Liz glances back towards the door as she looks at her accomplice with a slightly annoyed huff, gesturing to her. ]

Seriously, just get in here already! No need to stand around looking lost, Sinonon...
swordsmithing: (Take responsibility damn you!)

[personal profile] swordsmithing 2015-05-29 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
No! No, I do not have a secret love of porn or hentai manga! That would be wrong!

[ Liz, you sound a little TOO quick to fire back at your accuser there...

Either way, though, she looks seriously as Sinon as she crosses her arms, making a 'tch'ing sound with her teeth as she raises a finger, looking ready to teach Sinon a thing right this moment. ]


It's not a secret love as it is more research! As you already know, Kirito-kun is a mysterious person, wrapped in an enigma, and continually clothed in riddles! To know him deeply is as esteemed a journey as the many Grand Quests we've been on in ALfheim Online!

[ Liz huffs loudly, putting her hands on her hips as she looks at Sinon dead in the eye, a serious expression on her face. ]

I'm offering you an opportunity! To help you understand what Kirito-kun likes in a girl, understand? How else will you get him to notice you otherwise?
swordsmithing: (Dohohohohoho~)

[personal profile] swordsmithing 2015-05-29 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Liz makes a 'tut-tut' noise with her mouth again as she nods, looking at Sinon again with a serious expression on her face as she explains. ]

Well, of course! We already know that much. But you can't honestly tell me that you haven't wondered just what he likes, can you?

[ And then she points dramatically at Sinon, as if to make her point. ]

'But Liz, Kirito-kun already has Asuna for all of that!'

[ . . . did you just seriously imitate Sinon's voice right then and there, Liz? Really? ]

I already know that you're thinking that! But you never know, you could still have a shot! What if he likes things like nekomimi, or glasses-wearing girls? You could have an advantage over her and you might not even know it--!

So come on! Are you going to tell me you wouldn't want to know anyway?

[ . . . this is the problem when one of your main supporters of your relationship with Asuna also has a crush on you. Ridiculous shenanigans like this. ]
Edited 2015-05-29 08:48 (UTC)
swordsmithing: (*glaaaaaare*)

[personal profile] swordsmithing 2015-05-29 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
See? So don't worry! We'll just take a quick peek and then it'll be like Kirito-kun never knew we were here!

[ Too bad Liz doesn't know about the young woman turned NPC spying on them from her camera, though...

Either way, Liz is already making a beeline for... his computer desk? She studies it for a few moments, before sitting down in front of the desk, cross-legged, and reaching for a certain drawer. ]


Right, if I remember, it was... aha! This drawer!

[ As Sachi'll soon notice, Liz tugs on said drawer - one that Kirito himself had broken a while ago in an unfortunate accident and never got fixed - and it moves, sliding across the rail. Liz slowly tugs on it a little more, scooting back as the drawer in question pops out of the desk and slides to the floor with a slight thud.

. . . oh, so there's where all those offending magazines are. But why-- ]


Honestly, Kirito-kun... you're too predictable, hiding them under the bed. If I wasn't concerned with keeping this secret, I'd have you thank me for finding you a better hiding spot for these things...

[ . . . well, THAT explains a lot. :| !!! ]
Edited (What are redundancies. Also things with FNaF shenanigan references. 8U) 2015-05-29 10:04 (UTC)
swordsmithing: (You won't see the tears I cry...)

[personal profile] swordsmithing 2015-05-29 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ At that question, Liz immediately freezes up, closing her eyes and sighing to calm herself; Sinon will notice that her hands are quivering slightly and that her eyes have shrunk a little as she quietly explains her reasoning. ]

I was... actually here when the drawer was busted in the first place...

[ She unconsciously rubbed her knees - the ones she banged against this very computer table when that whole mess with Freddy Fazbear and his loving band of spooks - as she gestured vaguely in the direction of the now drawer-less space. ]

Things... things involving certain animatronics that will not be named happened that left all of us scarred and this poor table taking the worst of it... actually, I think there's still a couple splinters from that mess in the space... as well as some salt from when we tried to exorcise the computer...

[ Shuddering again as she reaches in and grabs the magazines, she lays them out on the floor next to Sinon as she just sighs. ]

Yeah, just... all of the mental scarring happened...

Either way, the important thing is that I was here when the drawer was broken and when I found these a while back, I figured I'd hide them here because I doubt Kirito-kun would want to deal with the reminder of that whole mess.

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